i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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