You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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