it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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