Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Randomize
