We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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