the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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