Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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