Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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