I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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