S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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