is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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