I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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