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Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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