Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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