i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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