There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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