she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
