He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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