dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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