There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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