Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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