Sponge bath it is.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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