I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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