I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
