As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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