My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i think im in europe. pls send help
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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