No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I am one with the molecules
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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