I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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