The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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