does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You took a bar mat shot.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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