I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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