So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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