try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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