Its about making memories worth repressing
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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