I'm jealous of your bromance
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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