this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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