the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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