Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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