Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
