I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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