So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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