...so i touched it.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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