i just had sex bonerless
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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