you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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