There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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