at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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