So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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