college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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