quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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