Yo dont text me then not text me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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