I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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