ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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