i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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