imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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