Having a random hookup so left but love u
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Randomize
