I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
How naked do you want me to be?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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