make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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