My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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